The Bachelor Recap: War for the Roses
Do you feel as betrayed as I do that Colton still hasn't jumped the damn…
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February 26, 2025
The Bachelor Recap: You Can't Microwave Relationships
I can't believe it's Hometowns already! This season has flown by in a haze of…
The Bachelor: Colton Jumped the Effing Fence.
OH MY GOD! That actually was THE MOST DRAMATIC EPISODE EVER! For once, the hyperbole…
The Bachelor Recap: What If Cassie's Just Not That Into You?
Sometimes, the job of a reality TV recapping professional is challenging. When The Bachelor decides…
The Bachelor Recap: Colton and Cassie Forever!
Well, that's a wrap! Colton has officially found love with Cassie! And the untraditional trajectory…
The Bachelor Recap: Feuds, first kisses, and is Kirpa okay?
Hello Bachelor Nation! When seeking the words to describe this week's episode, all I can…